The State is my shepherd because I want,
more than I have and am willing to work for.
Forcing my neighbor thru the threat of violence
to transfer his labor; I follow the path
of covetousness for the states sake.
Though I walk through the midst of financial ruin
I will fear no hunger: for my EBT card is with me;
I worry not my head with toil, my cups overflowing,
Surely sloth and vicarious theft will follow me all the days of my life
and I will dwell as a slave forever; the rest of my mortal life.
